Infallible, Garran run # 1970

Number of dead hashers this week: 0

Run Report: C.R.A.F.T "shortest one ever seen. Plenty of birds 6/10" 

K-Wine "Short, easy, a little hill. 6/10". The GM took 12 points off. 0/20

Charges: 
Peeping Pervert for being a total Asshole. 
Poo Shooter wants to know what Rambo is doing with a baby seat in the back seat of the car? 
Muscles charged the hare for going to the wrong Scout Hut. 
Greasy & Pop Tart also admitted to going the Scout Hall too. (How dare the scouts have 2 huts in 1 suburb!) 
Gerbils charged K-Wine for calling him Dangles, to be honest there are worse things in life to be called. [Ed. : like what !]
Peeping Pervert took a down down for having a Godzilla moment and almost destroying the pot box. 
LGS and Scarlet were also charged for doing silly things, but the scribe forgot to write them down as she was busy recovering from falling into a rabbit hole. Yes. It's true, I had an Alice in Wonderland moment on the way to have a wee behind a bush.

Visitor: Captain Planet from Wagga Wagga.

Returnees: Sex Change, Richard Gere, LGS & Crunchy Crack (I'm sure there was more)

Birthdays: Hidden Flagon & Centrefold

Anniversaries: Fluid Movement 66 runs. Gerbils 611 runs. Mixo 1606 runs. Muscles from Brussels 5 runs.  

Awards: Big Boy gave the little prick to Pop tart just so he could say he could give her one.

Announcement: The flyer for the Capital Hash 2000th run at Mogo Gold Rush colony has been released. Keep an eye out for it. Or ask a committee member about it. $120 early bird sign on.

Pussy Run: Monday 14th May. Royal Wedding theme. At Vietnamese restaurant at Griffith Shops. $25 dollars CASH payable on the night.